What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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