David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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