so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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