glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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