we're chasing vodka with high fives
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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