Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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