So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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