you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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