i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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