At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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