3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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