bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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