I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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