Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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