Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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