if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
try to milk me bitch
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
