All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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