their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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