just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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