If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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