Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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