Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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