I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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