So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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