i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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