i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
dude. I can hear the air.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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