K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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