Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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