Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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