well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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