i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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