just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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