Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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