This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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