This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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