i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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