would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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