He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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