My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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