My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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