are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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