Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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