Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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