Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think a kid would responsible me up
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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