Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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