just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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