My first STD was from a foam party
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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