Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
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I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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