Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I understand Curling. That high.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
