I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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