Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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