I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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