i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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