Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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