just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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