I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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