i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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